[Entertainment] Gods as Topological Invariants

http://arxiv.org/pdf/1203.6902v1.pdf GODS AS TOPOLOGICAL INVARIANTS DANIEL SCHOCH Abstract. We show that the number of gods in a universe must equal the Euler characteristics of its underlying manifold. By incorporating the classical cosmological argument for creation, this result builds a bridge between theology and physics and makes theism a testable hypothesis. Theological implications are profound since the theorem gives us new insights in the topological structure of heavens and hells. Recent astronomical observations cannot reject theism, but data are slightly in favour of atheism -- schöne Grüße, Alex